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February 1st, 2010

10 Tasks (This) Online Teacher Should be Doing But Isn’t

Teaching has a way of infiltrating and taking over every area of my life. After wrapping up my full-time job’s tasks every day, I work on my classes. After dinner every night, I work on my classes. During my formerly sacred Saturday and Sunday afternoons, I work on my classes.

Thankfully, I only have two weeks left at my full-time job, so come February 15, I should be able to better schedule all of my class to-dos alongside my real-life want-to-dos.

In the meantime, here is a top 10 list of things I should be/want to be doing while my classes preoccupy my mind, time, and computer:

  1. Sleeping. I laid in bed an hour-and-a-half last night and outlined my B-block classes in my head. Finally, I turned on the light, grabbed my calendar from the living room, and wrote everything down. Purging my brain of these thoughts is the only thing that lets me get to sleep.
  2. Dishes. Remember last week when I told you how Chris and I are eating at home in 2010 to cut down on the calories and costs associated with eating out? Yeah, that yields a lot of dishes. And I’ve been going an average of four days without doing them because as soon as dinner is over, I’m back at my computer working again.
  3. Blogging. An editorial calendar for one’s blogs is a great idea, but it doesn’t write the blog posts for you. I’ve made revisions for this week, and we’ll see if I can write ahead of schedule and keep you all interested.
  4. Exercising. Yes, it’s winter, and I don’t have a gym membership, but I do have a Wii Fit, and I can’t seem to muster the mental energy to be told, “You’re a little shaky.” I’m looking ahead to the middle of February when spring starts to shows its face every few days, and I’m going to work toward a daily walk/run in my neighborhood.
  5. Sewing. Did you know that Chris was an awesome husband and bought me a sewing machine for Christmas? Did you know that it’s been sitting on my office floor since then patiently waiting for me to christen it? I have a project planned, but I need to buy the material for it, which should happen on Friday morning. Cross your fingers.
  6. Reading. Remember that list of books I said I was going to read in 2010? And the stack of magazine subscriptions I get every month? I’ve made a little progress, but not nearly as much as I would like. (And the next book on my list is maybe 50 pages. Maybe.)
  7. Crocheting. I have a project sitting out in the living room that’s been getting a little attention here and there. It’s a baby blanket for no one in particular, and I’m assembling it. This part is time consuming and not as much fun as whipping out an afghan.
  8. Showering. Because sometimes I lay awake at night for so long that I’m exhausted in the morning and don’t give myself enough time to take a shower. Gross, I know.
  9. Laundry. And I’ve been wearing shirts and jeans over and over without washing them. In my defense, I did wash all of my jeans this weekend; they walked themselves to the laundry room.
  10. Eating (well). Oh, I’ve been eating. Eating crap. And lots of it. I’ve been eating through the giant tin of popcorn we got for Christmas. I’ve been eating the bag of peanut butter M&Ms I bought for Chris. I’ve been eating the chocolate chocolate chip cookies I made for Bible study last week. To my credit, I am eating/drinking a chocolate protein shake (with/without a banana tossed in) every morning for breakfast. And I’ve been packing healthy lunches: oranges, hard-boiled eggs, grapes, canned soup, 100-calorie packs of popcorn, nuts, etc. But come the weekend, and I’m noshing on whatever junk food I can find!

As you can see, I welcome Monday, February 15, and (hopefully) the eight hours a day I can schedule to my own liking.

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January 26th, 2010

Day of the Dead Couple

I gotta share with you a cute couple I crocheted for a customer before Christmas. Meet the Day of the Dead Guy and Gal:

How cute are they?! I found their pattern in Creepy, Cute Crochet. I bought this book last fall, and this was my first project to tackle. Isn’t the guy handsome?
Don’t you love the top hat and boutonniere?

Isn’t she pretty? Don’t you love her wreath?

I think their button eyes make them endearing!

I had a ton of fun making them. Lots of little details to make them special! I like going back and forth between little projects like this pair and big projects like afghans. The former take a lot of concentration, but I can finish them quickly; the latter generally have a pattern I can memorize, but they work up in less time.

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January 25th, 2010

Sarah’s Guide to Meal Planning

Chris and I don’t make official New Year’s Resolutions, but since both of our jobs have/are going through some paycheck changes, we’re working really hard to get our budget in order this year. Unfortunately, most of our discretionary spending seems to disappear into the “eating out” category of our budget.

I’ve taken it upon myself to make the most of my weekly trips to the grocery store, and I’m learning the fine art of carefully planning my meals and grocery list every week. Some weeks are easier than others. For example, this is the last week of the month, and Chris and I both have paychecks coming from a school, which means we don’t get paid until the end of the month. We’re s t r e t c h i n g the money and food this week.

A few weeks ago, I drew up this meal planning chart using a trusty Sharpie marker and graph paper. (See the picture?) In the top set of boxes, I write in the evening meal for the day and any activity we have happening that night. For example, we always have Bible study on Wednesday nights, so I don’t have to plan dinner, but I do have to plan a side dish, dessert, or salad to take. In the middle boxes, I write the groceries I need to make those meals. Before leaving the house, I double check my pantry and cross any items I already have off my list. In the bottom box, I write in any other groceries that need purchased for the week.

It’s rudimentary, but it seems to be working for me. Before committing to each week’s meal plan, I try to run it by Chris, so he can “approve” the week’s meals. He’s not too keen on leftovers, but we usually have a lot of leftovers (even when I freeze extras), so I also try to have plenty of mac and cheese on hand for him in case he doesn’t want leftover Mexican lasagna or leftover fried rice.

Anyway, I thought you all might enjoy my chart! Be inspired! Go grocery shopping! Feed your families! Save money!

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January 24th, 2010

Answering Questions in an Online Classroom

Week 2 of my first semester of online teaching at OTC ended at 11:55 last night, so I thought I might answer the question everyone keeps asking me: How’s it going?

The quick-and-dirty answer: Classes are going well.

The sorry-I-asked answer: Every time I read my email, it takes a concentrated effort not to let my blood pressure get so high that my eyeballs come flying out of my head.

OK. That’s a little much.

Truth be told, there is a learning curve for online teaching and learning. Since this is my first semester teaching, I am developing these course materials for the first time, so there are kinks that have to be worked out in my assignments, activities, and technologies. (Actually, Linden and I are developing these course materials together. She’s also teaching ENG 101 this semester. Our teamwork has kept my head above water.) Likewise, for some of my students, this is their first semester in online classes, too, and there’s a big difference between seated and online classes.

Communication seems to be the biggest difference. In a seated class, students ask questions in person before, during, and after class. In person is the key here. When we communicate with someone in person, we’re communicating with more than words. We’re also communicating with our tone of voice, facial expressions, and body language. And there’s usually a mutual respect between student and teacher–a sort of etiquette in place.

In an online class, students ask questions via Q & A discussion board forums (for general class questions, so everyone can benefit from the answer) and via email (for personal, confidential subjects, like grades). At least that’s how questions are supposed to be asked. Lost in translation seems to be the difference between general questions and personal questions; I’m getting a lot of general questions in my email inbox. That’s one frustration, but I’m taking it in stride, replying to the questions, and reminding students in a post script where general questions should go.

Another frustration I’m fighting is messages that are written too quickly without enough thought and with too much emotion. (This is a common problem for electronic communication; without a person in front of you, it’s very easy to write something you wouldn’t say in person. We’ve all emailed, Facebooked, texted, or tweeted something too hastily and wished we could retract it.) These messages don’t give me enough information to answer the question, so I have to ask a question in the reply, wait for a response, and answer again, which wastes my time and my brain power. Likewise, trying to sort through the meaning of messages that are written out of frustration or at a pity party also waste my time and energy because I have to decode their meaning and reply diplomatically.

The biggest frustration I’m fighting is questions that are not questions or questions that can be answered by reading course materials. If I were a participant in a public discussion board forum, the answers to these questions would be simple. For I’m having trouble finding X–a question that is not a question–the answer would be That’s too bad. Good luck finding it. For What is the access code for our online reference guide?–information that can be found inside our course–the answer would be RTFM: read the frickin’ material. Much to my chagrin (and a challenge to my own desire to shoot back a “smart” response), I can’t answer questions in this manner. It’s poor form and unprofessional and not in any way teacher-like.

The benefit of online teaching is that I don’t have to answer the questions right away. I have up to 36 hours to reply to student emails, so when they catch me off guard and make my blood pressure rise, I don’t have to answer right away. I can cool off, think about my answer, and reply professionally. When I got questions that put me on the spot when teaching in seated classes, I had to answer immediately–usually in front of the entire class–and I often regretted answers that I made too hastily without enough thought. Not to mention that I usually forgot those conversations and there was no record of them later in the semester.

I face another challenge in my replies: Do I sugar coat my responses or do I just get straight to the point? Am I more concerned with making my students feel warm and fuzzy inside or with communicating an answer as effectively as I can? I’m of the opinion that if my students want to feel warm and fuzzy, they should’ve hired Mowgli (my cat) as an instructor. It’s my job to answer their questions swiftly, so they can get back to their work.

Not that I’m being a jerk with my answers; I’m keeping everything cordial by beginning emails with Hi, [student's name], closing with Thanks! -Sarah, and including a bit of encouragement like Keep up the good work if it’s appropriate. I’m doing my best to set an example of professional communication for my students. And I’m exploring how I can train them in the fine art of asking questions and writing email. Any ideas you have are welcome!

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January 23rd, 2010

Book Review | What Difference Do It Make?

I’ve finished the first book on my required reading list for 2010: What Difference Do It Make? by Ron Hall, Denver Moore, and Lynn Vincent! I read and reviewed Same Kind of Different as Me, the first book by Ron and Denver in 2007, and just before Christmas, their publishers contacted me about receiving a complimentary copy of their new book. My first blogging swag! How cool is that?

I’m under no obligation to review the book; they simply thought I might enjoy it. I did, and as a thanks to Tommy Nelson publishers, here are a few thoughts on it:

What Difference Do It Make? picks up where the previous book leaves off and continues the story of Ron Hall and Denver Moore. Most importantly, it chronicles the aftereffects of Ron’s wife Deborah’s involvement with the homeless in Fort Worth, TX. Nearly a decade after her death, her work still continues at Union Mission Gospel and inspires those who’ve read Hall and Moore’s books to get involved in reaching the homeless across the country.

In addition to reading the stories of other readers and how they were inspired to make a difference in the lives of the homeless, we catch up with Ron and Denver and learn how Ron came to make peace with his father before his father passed away. All of these stories testify to how God can work in the direst of situations and in the most broken of relationships.

I’m once again encouraged by these authors and the stories they tell, and I’m challenged to dig into the lives of those around me, not so I can change their lives but so God can! I think you’ll be encouraged and challenged by this book too! You can find copies at your local bookstore or on Amazon.com.

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January 22nd, 2010

Trism: The Ultimate iPhone Game

I’d like to share with you today my favorite–and I think, the ultimate–iPhone game: Trism! Chris introduced it to me shortly after he got his iPhone, and it was the first app I purchased when I got my iPhone last fall. It is an excellent waste of time that will leave colored triangles etched on your eyelids when you fall asleep at night.

The object of the game is to group like-colored triangles together by sliding them on their axes (left-right, diagonal-right, and diagonal-left). When three like-colored triangle are connected, they disappear, leaving a gap on the playing board. Using the iPhone accelerometer, you then slide rows in your desired direction by tilting and rocking the phone. As your levels increase, challenges like exploding triangles and locked triangles make the game interesting? fun? frustrating? even more awesome? Yes, indeed.

Not convinced? You should know that Wired Magazine named Trism the third Most Awesome App of 2008. Need to know more? Wikipedia’s explanation of Trism game play and modes will fill you in. Want to buy it? It’s available for $2.99 on iTunes, of course!

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January 21st, 2010

Winter Running Motivation?

January is a weird month. Actually, winter is a weird season in the Ozarks. Two weeks ago, the wind chill was in the negative double digits, and this week, temps are in the 50s. It’s crazy.

Which makes it really hard to have any semblance of a workout schedule when one (me) doesn’t have a gym membership and prefers working out outside. I’m totally not motivated to work out this time of the year either.

But I’m trying to stay motivated. Trying to get on the road when the weather is nice. Trying to muster the energy to yell at my Wii Fit coach Mark when he tells me I’m “a little shaky.”

But you know what helps? Magazines. Magazines help. I’m reading my Runner’s World and Women’s Health magazines as much as I can (on top of all the other reading I’m committed to). They both have excellent tips and inspiring stories to make me want to get moving.

My question today is: What keeps you motivated to work out in the winter?

January 20th, 2010

Mastering the Art of French Mechanics

Last Saturday’s adventure with the car battery may not have been my fault. (Did I really leave my back hatched unlatched?) My battery was also dead Sunday morning, which leads me to believe that my car battery was just old and needed to be replaced. The arctic weather that hit the Ozarks in early January did not help the situation at all.

Chris and I should’ve replaced the battery on Sunday afternoon, but we chose to take naps instead. A good choice at the time, but I had a heckuva day on Monday getting around town. First, we had to jump start the Blazer in the morning, so I could go to the eye doctor. Since the car had started after my and Linden’s run on Saturday, I wrongly assumed it would start after my appointment. It wouldn’t. So Chris came and picked me up (because I was blocked in on both sides, and our jumper cables weren’t long enough) and took me to work. Thankfully, he had MLK Day off.

After work, we drove back into Springfield to jump start my car and then headed to O’Reilly’s to buy a new battery. I turned my car off because someones (Barron and Betsy) assured me that the guys at O’Reilly’s would offer to switch out my battery for me, especially if I was a woman by herself. But no. They just offered to carry it to my car, and Chris and I jump started the car again (#3) and took it home.

At home, we broke out the socket wrenches and unplugged the battery. Always unplug the negative terminal first; otherwise, you risk screwing up your electrical system. (For more instructions on replacing your battery, read this eHow article. It was really helpful.) Unplugging the battery took maybe three minutes.

Safety first. Fashion second.

But it took us an hour to unscrew the clamp holding the battery down. None of our sockets were both wide enough and deep enough to unscrew the bolt, so Chris took a trip to Walmart and bought a new 50+ piece socket set. Because just as soon as he would’ve bought a standard set, we would’ve needed metric. So now we have three socket sets: his set, my set, and our set. Once home, it took another five minutes to unscrew the bolt.

We took the old battery out and put the new battery in. Screwed the clamp down. Screwed in the terminals. Had we not needed more tools, this is a 10 minute job, tops. But since we’re talking about me, multiply that by 10 and you have a better estimation of how long it will take me to do the repair.

I had a weird Julie/Julia moment during this process. I made Chris let me do all the work (he was a helpful extra set of hands, though). I believe my exact words were, “Let me do it. You don’t have to blog about this later.” Unfortunately, I don’t believe any book entitled Mastering the Art of French Mechanics exists.

I debriefed my parents on this adventure after dinner. I think Dad is enjoying the thought of his daughter playing mechanic. I told Mom that I had to Google instructions for making the switch, and she reassured me that when Dad started out as a mechanic, he didn’t know what he was doing either. Apparently, when something really tripped him up, he had to spend half a day talking it over with Grandpa to figure it out. And I thought for all these years that going to coffee with Grandpa and Dad on Saturday mornings was just for fun…

So $85 for the battery + $50 for the socket set – 1.5 hours of my life I’ll never get back = I could’ve had a real mechanic do this for less money, less time, and less stress. Oh well.

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January 19th, 2010

Camo Blocks Afghan

One fun thing I did for Christmas this year was make gifts for everyone on my list. The afghan below was commissioned by my dad and made for my niece (his granddaughter) Livie Jo. The only directions I got from him were: Livie needs a camo blanket. A big one.

I found this pattern in an old Workbasket magazine. (Mom had a bunch and I photocopied the crochet patterns to keep.) I already had the camouflage yarn and most of the black yarn. I only had to buy the green yarn and an extra skein of black.

Here’s the picture of the afghan while I was steaming it into shape:

And a picture of it on my couch:

And a closeup. The pattern was easy peasy: Double crochet and single crochet.

This is one of my first commissioned (i.e. paid) projects, and I have a few more to share. I’m working toward getting pictures of my work on Flickr and Facebook; eventually, I’d like to do an Etsy store, too. Thoughts? Brilliantly creative? Gigantic idiot?

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January 18th, 2010

Required Reading: 28 Books in 2010

I love reading, right? You’d think for all the books I have scattered about my house. And I do love reading, but there are far too many books on my shelves that I have not read. Or that I’ve started and haven’t finished. Taking my cue from Linden, here’s my list of books to read this year:

  1. What Difference Do It Make? by Ron Hall, Denver Moore, and Lynn Vincent
  2. Secrets: Transforming Your Life and Marriage by Kerry Clarensau (started but haven’t finished)
  3. The Practice of the Presence of God by Brother Lawrence
  4. Guerrilla Marketing by Jay Conrad Levinson (started but haven’t finished)
  5. Mansfield Park by Jane Austen
  6. Vintage Jesus by Mark Driscoll and Gerry Breshears (started but haven’t finished)
  7. Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen
  8. Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens (started but haven’t finished)
  9. Persuasion by Jane Austen
  10. Lady Susan by Jane Austen
  11. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
  12. Story Collections by Oscar Wilde
  13. Plays by Oscar Wilde
  14. Poems by Oscar Wilde
  15. Poems in Prose by Oscar Wilde
  16. Essays by Oscar Wilde
  17. A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
  18. David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
  19. The Time Machine by H.G. Wells
  20. The Island of Dr. Moreau by H.G. Wells
  21. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
  22. A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
  23. Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
  24. The Invisible Man by H.G. Wells
  25. The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells
  26. The First Men in the Moon by H.G. Wells
  27. The Food of the Gods by H.G. Wells
  28. In the Days of the Comet by H.G. Wells

Two themes present themselves in this list:

  1. I start a lot of books but don’t finish them. Not sure why. Maybe they’re not interesting enough to finish. Maybe I just got busy. Regardless, I’ve got to get them off my to-read list.
  2. I have a lot of books by the same authors. Chris bought me several “Library of Essential Writers” collections for Christmas a few years ago, and I’ve hardly touched them. Authors include Mark Twain (read it), Ernest Hemingway (read it), Jane Austen (reading), Charles Dickens (struggling through Oliver Twist), Oscar Wilde, and H.G. Wells. Reading a collection of books by one author is actually my preferred method of reading books one after the other. I think I inherited this from my Toni Morrison/William Faulkner and Edith Wharton literature classes in college.

Twenty-eight books in 365 days? I think I can do it. That’s just over two books a month, and some of those I’m already in the middle of. I just have to be careful and not let my stack of unread magazines pile up around me, too!

Thoughts? Am I brilliantly creative or a gigantic idiot for tackling all these books this year?

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