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February 1st, 2010

10 Tasks (This) Online Teacher Should be Doing But Isn’t

Teaching has a way of infiltrating and taking over every area of my life. After wrapping up my full-time job’s tasks every day, I work on my classes. After dinner every night, I work on my classes. During my formerly sacred Saturday and Sunday afternoons, I work on my classes.

Thankfully, I only have two weeks left at my full-time job, so come February 15, I should be able to better schedule all of my class to-dos alongside my real-life want-to-dos.

In the meantime, here is a top 10 list of things I should be/want to be doing while my classes preoccupy my mind, time, and computer:

  1. Sleeping. I laid in bed an hour-and-a-half last night and outlined my B-block classes in my head. Finally, I turned on the light, grabbed my calendar from the living room, and wrote everything down. Purging my brain of these thoughts is the only thing that lets me get to sleep.
  2. Dishes. Remember last week when I told you how Chris and I are eating at home in 2010 to cut down on the calories and costs associated with eating out? Yeah, that yields a lot of dishes. And I’ve been going an average of four days without doing them because as soon as dinner is over, I’m back at my computer working again.
  3. Blogging. An editorial calendar for one’s blogs is a great idea, but it doesn’t write the blog posts for you. I’ve made revisions for this week, and we’ll see if I can write ahead of schedule and keep you all interested.
  4. Exercising. Yes, it’s winter, and I don’t have a gym membership, but I do have a Wii Fit, and I can’t seem to muster the mental energy to be told, “You’re a little shaky.” I’m looking ahead to the middle of February when spring starts to shows its face every few days, and I’m going to work toward a daily walk/run in my neighborhood.
  5. Sewing. Did you know that Chris was an awesome husband and bought me a sewing machine for Christmas? Did you know that it’s been sitting on my office floor since then patiently waiting for me to christen it? I have a project planned, but I need to buy the material for it, which should happen on Friday morning. Cross your fingers.
  6. Reading. Remember that list of books I said I was going to read in 2010? And the stack of magazine subscriptions I get every month? I’ve made a little progress, but not nearly as much as I would like. (And the next book on my list is maybe 50 pages. Maybe.)
  7. Crocheting. I have a project sitting out in the living room that’s been getting a little attention here and there. It’s a baby blanket for no one in particular, and I’m assembling it. This part is time consuming and not as much fun as whipping out an afghan.
  8. Showering. Because sometimes I lay awake at night for so long that I’m exhausted in the morning and don’t give myself enough time to take a shower. Gross, I know.
  9. Laundry. And I’ve been wearing shirts and jeans over and over without washing them. In my defense, I did wash all of my jeans this weekend; they walked themselves to the laundry room.
  10. Eating (well). Oh, I’ve been eating. Eating crap. And lots of it. I’ve been eating through the giant tin of popcorn we got for Christmas. I’ve been eating the bag of peanut butter M&Ms I bought for Chris. I’ve been eating the chocolate chocolate chip cookies I made for Bible study last week. To my credit, I am eating/drinking a chocolate protein shake (with/without a banana tossed in) every morning for breakfast. And I’ve been packing healthy lunches: oranges, hard-boiled eggs, grapes, canned soup, 100-calorie packs of popcorn, nuts, etc. But come the weekend, and I’m noshing on whatever junk food I can find!

As you can see, I welcome Monday, February 15, and (hopefully) the eight hours a day I can schedule to my own liking.

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January 24th, 2010

Answering Questions in an Online Classroom

Week 2 of my first semester of online teaching at OTC ended at 11:55 last night, so I thought I might answer the question everyone keeps asking me: How’s it going?

The quick-and-dirty answer: Classes are going well.

The sorry-I-asked answer: Every time I read my email, it takes a concentrated effort not to let my blood pressure get so high that my eyeballs come flying out of my head.

OK. That’s a little much.

Truth be told, there is a learning curve for online teaching and learning. Since this is my first semester teaching, I am developing these course materials for the first time, so there are kinks that have to be worked out in my assignments, activities, and technologies. (Actually, Linden and I are developing these course materials together. She’s also teaching ENG 101 this semester. Our teamwork has kept my head above water.) Likewise, for some of my students, this is their first semester in online classes, too, and there’s a big difference between seated and online classes.

Communication seems to be the biggest difference. In a seated class, students ask questions in person before, during, and after class. In person is the key here. When we communicate with someone in person, we’re communicating with more than words. We’re also communicating with our tone of voice, facial expressions, and body language. And there’s usually a mutual respect between student and teacher–a sort of etiquette in place.

In an online class, students ask questions via Q & A discussion board forums (for general class questions, so everyone can benefit from the answer) and via email (for personal, confidential subjects, like grades). At least that’s how questions are supposed to be asked. Lost in translation seems to be the difference between general questions and personal questions; I’m getting a lot of general questions in my email inbox. That’s one frustration, but I’m taking it in stride, replying to the questions, and reminding students in a post script where general questions should go.

Another frustration I’m fighting is messages that are written too quickly without enough thought and with too much emotion. (This is a common problem for electronic communication; without a person in front of you, it’s very easy to write something you wouldn’t say in person. We’ve all emailed, Facebooked, texted, or tweeted something too hastily and wished we could retract it.) These messages don’t give me enough information to answer the question, so I have to ask a question in the reply, wait for a response, and answer again, which wastes my time and my brain power. Likewise, trying to sort through the meaning of messages that are written out of frustration or at a pity party also waste my time and energy because I have to decode their meaning and reply diplomatically.

The biggest frustration I’m fighting is questions that are not questions or questions that can be answered by reading course materials. If I were a participant in a public discussion board forum, the answers to these questions would be simple. For I’m having trouble finding X–a question that is not a question–the answer would be That’s too bad. Good luck finding it. For What is the access code for our online reference guide?–information that can be found inside our course–the answer would be RTFM: read the frickin’ material. Much to my chagrin (and a challenge to my own desire to shoot back a “smart” response), I can’t answer questions in this manner. It’s poor form and unprofessional and not in any way teacher-like.

The benefit of online teaching is that I don’t have to answer the questions right away. I have up to 36 hours to reply to student emails, so when they catch me off guard and make my blood pressure rise, I don’t have to answer right away. I can cool off, think about my answer, and reply professionally. When I got questions that put me on the spot when teaching in seated classes, I had to answer immediately–usually in front of the entire class–and I often regretted answers that I made too hastily without enough thought. Not to mention that I usually forgot those conversations and there was no record of them later in the semester.

I face another challenge in my replies: Do I sugar coat my responses or do I just get straight to the point? Am I more concerned with making my students feel warm and fuzzy inside or with communicating an answer as effectively as I can? I’m of the opinion that if my students want to feel warm and fuzzy, they should’ve hired Mowgli (my cat) as an instructor. It’s my job to answer their questions swiftly, so they can get back to their work.

Not that I’m being a jerk with my answers; I’m keeping everything cordial by beginning emails with Hi, [student's name], closing with Thanks! -Sarah, and including a bit of encouragement like Keep up the good work if it’s appropriate. I’m doing my best to set an example of professional communication for my students. And I’m exploring how I can train them in the fine art of asking questions and writing email. Any ideas you have are welcome!

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January 6th, 2010

An Update

The whole family stayed in tonight. Three of the four of us are asleep on their respective loveseats and ottomans. As for me, I worked on a commissioned afghan. Projects like this are addictive: just one more row, let me finish this skein.

Working to balance LPC, OTC, and all my other miscellaneous projects this week. It’s not easy not having total control of my schedule, but I’m making my free time at LPC count. Just 30 more days until I’m done!

As for the new year, I don’t do resolutions because I’d rather resolve an issue when it comes up not when the calendar changes. In light of upcoming work changes, one goal for the family is to eat out less. A lot less. Which means I’m cooking more. Which means the kitchen in perpetually a mess. But we’re having friends over for dinner more often. Always a good thing.

I’m also back on the abs diet. Again, it’s not a diet as much as it is a reasonable eating plan. It just requires a fun amount of planning and grocery shopping–my favorite. I’m horrible about varying what I eat during the day, so I’m trying to at least work in some variety in my meals from week to week.

I’m sure I’ve put you to sleep with these updates, so I’m off to bed. More soon!

December 22nd, 2009

Second Gear

Many of you know that the heater in my Blazer has been broken for a while and that my dad, a mechanic, has been trying to fix it for me. Dad is off work until after the New Year, and I suspect he needs something to keep him busy because he called last night and suggested we meet this morning in Bolivar and trade cars.

So we traded cars this morning and ate breakfast at Smith’s. (Yum) Chris and I drove Mom and Dad’s (circa 1993) Suburban back to Springfield. All was good until we were just north of town, when the transmission stopped working.

Yeah, you read that right. The transmission stopped working. No more automatically changing gears. I drove through Springfield praying for red lights, so I could manually drop it down to first and accelerate from there because all gears above second weren’t catching like they should.

We drove a country road out of Springfield to Nixa entirely in second gear, hazard lights on, getting passed by small children on tricycles. Embarrassing.

We were supposed to drive the Suburban home to Clinton on Christmas Day. I think Dad’s coming down with a trailer to pick up the car. He’s probably joy-riding through Clinton in my Blazer on this beautiful day just chuckling at my bad luck.

Lesson: I will never complain about my car and its problems again. (At least until it’s really in need of replacement.)

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December 16th, 2009

DayQuil, Bad Hair, but Cute Crochet

Not sure what look I’m actually going for today, but it’s covering up some really bad hair and keeping me warm:

Crocheted hat and scarf

In addition, I am slightly doped up on DayQuil, so I really feel like this:

DayQuil

I think I have the munchies, too. I’m on the verge of ordering some pizza, and I could really go for some Doritos.

But don’t you like my crocheted hat and scarf? I have mittens to match.

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November 17th, 2009

Social Media Guru I’m Not

After reading this humbling post from ReadWriteEnterprise this weekend, I am repenting for ever thinking of myself as a social media expert. (No, I never said it out loud, but it still counts if you think it.)

Where did I ever get the notion that I’m a smartypants? I can definitely trace it back to grad school and my thesis, which had the phrase Web 2.0 in the title. That’s when I started researching the church and how Web 2.0 was affecting how the church does church. But that was two years ago, and and it is terrifying how out-of-date my thesis is. But I’m still doing work in this field: web development for my church; managing our Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube accounts; working with our volunteers who like playing with these things, too. See, I have experience. I’m not a social media idiot.

So last week, I started a new experiment in Twitter. OK, not really an experiment, but I resolved to engage more people in conversations and to share the stuff I think is interesting. (For a long time, I’ve done very little sharing about the things I love–like social media, blogging, running, crocheting, etc.–because, well, I thought it was a good idea at the time.) And all the experts (who are indeed experts and not gigantic idiots like myself) say that I should do these things so people will like me to build the value of my Twitter profile. And I’ve also been building some value by playing with Twitter’s new lists function. And I’ve been looking for new local people and new social media experts to follow. It’s been fun.

And what is the purpose of this post? I’m not sure. I just wanted to let you know that I’m not a social media expert. I have so much to learn, but what I am learning, I’ll be sharing here and on Twitter. And what am I? We’ll wrap up everything I love about social media (blogging, tweeting, Facebook, YouTube, etc.), tie a bow on it, and call me a social media enthusiast.

Time to vote on this social media’s narcissist’s repentance. Brilliantly creative or gigantic idiot?

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November 9th, 2009

Lacking inspiration? Uh, Yeah.

Lacking some serious blogging inspiration. Lacking inspiration in a lot of areas actually. Even a little bit lacking an obsession. Except Twitter lists. I think all I did all weekend was create lists of Twitter users. And so now I’m following a gajillion people. And I like it because there are a lot of people who are a lot cooler and a lot smarter than I am. Who also hate bass rumbling from cars. But then I realize that these people have a lot to say, and I’ve got nothing. Seriously. Not one original thought flowing through this brain. Bleh.

Hopefully our bloggers meetup tonight will give me some inspiration. At least I get to eat some fish and chips!

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October 15th, 2009

Frozen Bagels and Butter Knives Don’t Mix

I freeze my bagels. That way they last longer. And I stick them in the microwave a few seconds, so I can cut them in half before toasting them.

Not sure what this morning’s bagel had against me, but it didn’t thaw quite as planned. And big surprise, my butter knife cut right through the bagel and my left index finger.

Have mercy! I ran straight to the sink and ran cold water over it, repeating to myself, “Don’t pass out. Don’t pass out.” At some point I got a glimpse of the half inch of skin that was dangling from my pointer. But I didn’t look long; just got a Band-Aid on it before it started gushing blood.

I checked it out tonight. Gave it some peroxide. Trimmed off the flap. New bandage. And it’s still throbbing.

And I’m a pansy. I’m not sure if I’ll ever get full function back in my hand. Might as well chop the whole thing off.

I guess it’s up to the doctors to decide. As for you, tell me, am I brilliantly creative or a gigantic idiot?

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October 13th, 2009

Daddy Raised Me Right

The best way to start any morning is with a drivable car. This morning did not start with such a car. My rear driver-side tire was flat as a pancake. Thankfully I noticed the problem before I got out of my subdivision and was able to return to my dry garage to make the switch. And thankfully I’ve got a dad who raised me to change my own tires.

It took me about 40 minutes to change the tire; afterall, I’m not on a Nascar pit crew and I haven’t changed a tire since 2002. But I did it. And I had so much grease on my hands after the fact I had to use Goop to get cleaned up. But my designer jeans were grease-free.

Long story short, I apparently don’t take great care of my tires. The inside sidewall of this tire had some damage that required a tire replacement. And the other tire we replaced had some dangerous thin spots. The two that are left will need replacing by spring. But now that I think if it, we put these tires on my car in 2005, so it’s about time.

And so the question remains today: Am I brilliantly creative or a gigantic idiot? I think the answer is pretty clear, but you can vote below.

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October 6th, 2009

The Sharpie/Google Training Calendar

The Sharpie/Google Training Calendar

The Sharpie/Google Training Calendar

Today’s “A Fool of Myself” moment is brought to you by Sharpie. And Google. I printed off blank Google calendars of October, November, and December and proceeded to write, in purple Sharpie, my training plan for the next three months. Then, I photocopied those calendars and they will be hung, with love, on my refrigerator, bathroom mirror, and office whiteboard. No, the plan will not be added to my online calendar. I’m sure the folks at Google are rolling their eyes at me for abusing their technology with purple Sharpie.

All right. Time to vote. Am I brilliantly creative or a gigantic idiot?

P.S. Still not a fan of blogging from the iPhone, but it sure is useful for posting pictures to my blog!

 

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