All right, for those of you who think my fear of primates is silly, I have been redeemed! Did you read that the Deputy Mayor of Delhi was attacked by monkeys and killed on Sunday? That’s right—attacked and killed!
I sure was glad that this article came to me. Now I know exactly what to do if I’m attacked by monkeys!Luckily, the population of wild apes in the Ozarks is pretty slim.


Ha ha. I would have thought your fear a bit odd, however….
I went to South Africa last year and there are crazy monkeys everywhere. They run into your hotel room if the door/window is open and jump on your table at breakfast. It’s very scary. They are like big creepy rats!
I hate monkeys too! And everyone thinks I am crazy… they are scary and nasty!