…but I don’t really want to talk about it. So instead I went to YouTube to find kitten videos to cheer me up. This one of a kitten vs. an electric toothbrush did the trick. Hope you like it.
Tagged: video
I Feel Like Pond Scum Today…
7 Best Practices for Adding Mobility to Your Blog
I’m one of the lucky few who do not yet have a smartphone. That’s right, no iPhone, Blackberry, or Android for me; I’m stuck with an ancient brick of a phone, which is fine because in general, I hate the telephone. But Chris has an iPhone, so I’ve become quite aware of the need for mobile web sites, for I always hear his complaints when he’s on a web site that does not have a mobile version of itself. After checking the browser statistics on LifePointOzark.com and SarahJoAustin.com and noting that on both sites, access from a mobile device has increased even in the last month, I’m more than convinced that our blogs need to be “mobilized.”
So what do we do? The easy answer is to add some mobile plugins that will do all the work for you, and I will get to those plugins tomorrow, but today, let’s consider seven best practices in our everyday blogging to make them mobile friendly.
Best Practice #1: Base Your Blogging on Text
Unless you have a photo or video blog, more than likely, your blog posts are text-based, and text-based posts have smaller file sizes than those with video, photos, or graphics. Smaller file sizes allow for faster load times on a mobile device, which increases the likelihood that a reader will get to your blog and read it.
Best Practice #2: Optimize Media for the Web
If you must have video, audio, photos, or graphics in your blog posts, that’s OK. As you edit your media, find a balance between quality and file size. No, your media shouldn’t look or sound like crap, but at the same time, you shouldn’t ask your readers to wait five minutes for something to load. For images, this means using a compressed JPG format and setting the resolution to 72 dpi; for video, this might mean sacrificing HD quality; and for audio, this might mean compressing an MP3 file.
Best Practice #3: Add Title Attributes to Links
As good bloggers, we should already be adding title attributes to our links for search engine optimization, but I’ll confess, I just started being deliberate about this on SJA. For every link you add, include a title attribute that tells the reader more about the link before the reader clicks on it. Give your reader all the information they need about the link, so they can make an educated decision about whether or not to follow it.
Best Practice #4: Add Alt Attributes to Images
Assuming you’ve followed Best Practice #2 and have only essential graphics in your post, your images are already worth your readers’ time. But some readers turn off graphics to quicken load times, which means they won’t see your illustrative image. Instead they’ll see the image description from the alt attribute. Give them incentive to turn images on by adding a short but powerful description of the image (i.e. not picture of flower but pink and white stargazer lily, close-up). Think of an alt attribute this way: How would you describe the image to the blind? Whatever your answer, that should be your alt description.
Best Practice #5: Don’t Resize Images with XHTML
When you resize images with XHTML, your web page loads the full-sized imaged before resizing it to what you’ve specified. This takes precious time on a mobile device. Instead, edit your image in Photoshop, iPhoto, Picasa, or GIMP; note the dimensions; and add width and height attributes to your image tag. Both Blogger and WordPress allow you to resize images with XHTML when you add images, but don’t take them up on their offer.
Best Practice #6: Keep Text and Style Separate with CSS
This goes without saying for all the blogging platforms I’ve used, but I mention it nonetheless. If you add styles to your XHTML to specify how your text looks, your mobile browser has to “think” through all those styles at it loads the page. Plus, it increases file size. Instead, keep your blog’s structure and text in the XHTML and keep your visual specifications in CSS files. As an added bonus, you can create a mobile style sheet that will render your blog exactly as you like in your mobile device without affecting how it renders on a regular screen.
Best Practice #7: Minimize Javascript
Javascript gives our blogs functionality that is often useful on a regular screen but usually unnecessary on a mobile device. Sacrifice this functionality, and you’ll make your blog load faster by decreasing file sizes. If you don’t want to sacrifice functionality, add Javascript by linking to an external file rather than embedding the Javascript code into your XHTML. As with media, there’s some give and take with this best practice. For example, because I want to collect traffic data for my blog–wherever it is accessed–I leave my Google Analytics Javascript in my XHTML.
Faster Mobile Blog = Faster, More Accessible Blog
These seven practices will not only minimize your file sizes and speed up your blog on mobile devices, but they’ll do the same for your blog on a regular browser. Not only that, your title and alt attributes and CSS will make your blog more accessible to non-traditional readers: primarily those with visual disabilities who use screen readers or those who still have dial-up connection speeds. It’s good blogging either way.
Stay tuned tomorrow for tools that will make mobile blogging and reading easier for you and your readers.
She Works Hard for the Money, Part IV
Yea! We made it through the week! Most importantly, I made it through the week. Here’s my last video explaining what I do at LifePoint Church:
Since my two work days are going to be so crazy next week, you all might get some bonus posts!
She Works Hard for the Money, Part III
Wednesday! My week is 3/4 of the way through, and here is my video explaining what I do on Wednesdays:
She Works Hard for the Money, Part II
Okey dokey, here’s Tuesday’s video of all that I do on Tuesdays in the office at LifePoint. Enjoy!
She Works Hard for the Money, Part I
This week, I have a series of vlog posts about my job at LifePoint Church, and I answer the question: What does Sarah do all day? Every post this week will answer that question for that day. Here’s Monday:
Austins and Fros Follow Death and All of His Friends to Coldplay
I’ve been working on this post all night, and considering that my mind is quite fuzzy from this swell head cold I’ve acquired, it’s a wonder I’ve made the progress that I have. Sans this first sentence, I have a sampling of pictures, a set list, a YouTube video, a link to a fellow blogger, and an embedded photo album all from the Coldplay concert the Fros, Chris, and I went to in November. Yes, I realize this “review” is long overdue, and since a lot of the newness has worn off (and because I feel like crap), this won’t be a traditional review.
This was my and Chris’s third event at the Sprint Center in KC this year. Folks, contrary to popular belief/rumor, we are not loaded, nor are we obsessed with attending concerts; 2008 was just a good year for us.
We ate dinner at Ted’s Montana Grill in the KC Power & Light District, which was a nice change from the usual restaurant I insist on eating at when we venture to KC. I usually insist at eating at one of four Fiorella’s Jack Stacks because it has been my family’s favorite restaurant since before I was born. I cut my teeth on their gigantic onion rings. No wonder I’m a carnivore.
Anyway, we didn’t eat there. We ate at Ted’s Montana Grill, which was just a block from our parking garage and a block from the Sprint Center. Lyndsey and I really hoped The Band would be eating dinner there, too, but alas, they did not. Gotta say, the restaurant was very good. I had a bison burger, Lyndsey had a veggie burger, Chris had the salmon, and Colby had a steak, and I believe we were all quite satisfied with our choices. I loved that this restaurant is all about sustainability and being responsible consumers; for that reason, our plates were filled with the perfect amount of food so nothing would go to waste. We even drank our beverages with paper straws! And we had room for dessert, which was something with chocolate that I picked out before we even got to the restaurant.
Once at the Sprint Center, we found our seats and purchased our cursory merchandise and waited. Thankfully, we had some pre-concert entertainment from the four drunkards who sat in the row in front of us. The opening acts Sleeper Car and DJ Jon Hopkins were the usual opening acts: Good, perhaps, but paling in comparison to what we were waiting for. And once they were over, we waited some more for the stage to be reset. Once again, there was more entertainment from the fools in front of us, and they were certainly “entertaining” the people around them. By “entertaining,” I mean, they were starting to get on everyone’s nerves, but everyone around them kept there mouths shut because the four were drunk.
Concert began. Set list below. I gotta say that before the concert, I thought Chris Martin’s dance moves looked a little weird when I saw the band on shows like SNL. On stage, in a huge arena, though, Chris’s frenetic dancing looks kinda normal. Or less crazy. Something.
Do I have a favorite from the concert? It’s hard to say. I mean, it was all great. I especially liked “Green Eyes” and “Lost” and the segment in the crowd. I included someone’s video of “Green Eyes” from the concert in the media below. It cracks me up because Chris Martin’s voice cracks at the beginning, and he laughs at himself; that and his other running commentary during the concert made me wish I was friends with the band. They just seem like a bunch of cool, laid back guys who play music for a living. Totally unpretentious. Lorraine (a blogging friend of a friend) was closer to the crowd segment than we were and also has a great review of the concert, plus some great pictures of the band that are much better than ours.
What’s curious, and sort of what I hate about attending great concerts, is that afterward I have this great admiration–that occasionally turns into obsession–for the band. Yes, I familiarized myself with Coldplay’s songs before the concert, and I liked the new album just fine, but honestly, I consented to go because Chris really wanted to. After the concert, Lyndsey gave me the idea of making a playlist in iTunes of the concert set list, and I listened to it over and over. I finally committed the titles of all those songs to my memory, and I read everything I could find about the band. In sum, I need to go to another Coldplay concert because now I truly appreciate them. Argh!
Set List
- Life In Technicolor
- Violet Hill
- Clocks
- In My Place
- Glass Of Water
- Speed Of Sound
- Cemeteries Of London
- Chinese Sleep Chant
- 42
- Fix You
- Strawberry Swing
- God Put A Smile Upon Your Face (techno version)
- Talk (techno remix)
- Green Eyes
- Postcards From Far Away (piano instrumental)
- Viva La Vida
- Lost!
- The Scientist (acoustic)
- Death Will Never Conquer (acoustic – Will singing)
- Viva La Vida (remix interlude)
First Encore - Politik
- Lovers In Japan
- Death And All His Friends
Second Encore - Yellow
- The Escapist (outro)
Here’s a link to my Picasa album of all our “good” pictures (with some contributions from the Fros). Photographing a concert is hard with all the fluctuating light levels, so here is the best of what we took.
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Coincidentally, I went to high school with a Chris Martin. Not the Chris Martin, but I think it’s funny.
OK. So maybe this did turn out like a normal review. Guess I got caught up with writing about it long enough to forget that my nose won’t stop running. Anyway, the moral of this story is: if you have a chance to see Coldplay, TAKE IT!
Christmas Gift Recommendations: Blokus
I couldn’t resist posting a video recommendation for another Christmas gift idea. NaBloPoMo, I’m 5-0! (For the record, Saturday and Sunday’s posts will be over at BloggersGuide.net.) Have a great weekend!
If I Had a Million Dollars…
I’d buy everyone a kitten in a box:
Jesus is My Friend
I just watched this video, and there are no words. I am speechless.






